20 Funny Facts About Engineers
- For engineers every course apart from engineering is easy.
- An engineer has the power of getting up at 9:25 AM and reaching the class at 9.30 AM.
- T-shirt and jeans are engineer's national dress and Maggi is the national food.
- A normal person will fix the broken things but an engineer will first break a thing and then he would fix it.
- An engineer can build a car, spaceship and they even can make time machine. However, he just can’t build a relationship with a girl.
- An engineer doesn't care for the rise in price of petrol or gold but he gets mad when cigarette costs Rs.5.50 instead of 5.20.
- An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is no problem, then he will create one and would start solving it.
- An engineer can derive any relation just give them the final expression.
- Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium(TE), because you’re CUTE. This is how engineers flirt.
- An engineers’s worst nightmare is teacher taking the class but not taking the attendance.
- An Engineer can finish his syllabus in one night.
- An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer knows this.
- An Engineer will never sleep in night and will never wake up in morning.
- An Engineer is the most innocent person in front of his parents.
- Never argue with an engineer because arguing with Engineers is like killing the mosquito on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you’ll end up slapping yourself.
- The most common dialogue on the opening day of an engineering college is, “Bhai, iss saal bhi koi khaas ladkiya nahi hain!”
- No one can speak better English than an engineer who is having a bottle of beer in his hand.
- There is always a hidden folder in engineer's laptop.
- Breaking of rule, however dangerous it is like Bin bulaye party me jaker dulhe aur dulhan se meet ker mazze kerna
- An Engineer have lot of friends with one status "Cheers".
Note :
These post is only for fun not to hurt any student or any other course student,
But if you not did this, sorry to say you are wasting your life
